The Randomess I call Life

*warning* the paragraph about animals is a little pg-13ish. Nothing else though-I promise!

OK-so some of my random thoughts about my life.



First-

We went swimming for the first time yesterday at the local pool. Yes, we have a pass. That is good for the main reason-when we go, we don't have to stay all day!
Just a couple of hours-
not 3 ever again!

Why?

Well-let me explain.

I have really good skin. I am one of those people that don't burn. I have never had a terrible sunburn-ever! I just tan. Even when I think that I am burnt-every body tells me that I am full of crap.

So-when we went yesterday, I was excited to get a little sun.

No-that did not mean that I did not put sunscreen on.

I am not that stupid.

Granted-it wasn't that high-like 50, but I still put some on.

Only one half of my body is burnt

Even my legs are red. Never ever ever-has that happened before!

So-I was way miserable last night. Wore as little clothing as possible.

I was way more miserable at 2 am.

Yea-couldn't sleep.

Felt worse this morning.

I think I got a little bit of heat exhaustion, sun stroke, whatever you want to call it.

So-my hubby had to stay home this morning.

I felt that crappy!

I would post pics-but you have all seen a sunburn before!

It's not really that exciting picture material.

So-you should all fell sorry for me that I feel like crap. I figure tomorrow I should be good.

Good thing-the house doesn't vacuum itself!

Dang-I should invent something like that so all us would never have to vacuum again.

We could blog all day and eat M&M's!

That would be the life!



OK-random fact number 2

We have a cat.

She is usually a really good cat.

We all really like her.

For some reason-she REALLY likes me.

Follow me around and rubs against my legs.

I don't know why-i just kick her away..

My kids feed her, and hubby changes the poop.

Therefore, no reason for her to like me-whatever.

She is a girl cat=moody and unpredictable.

So-she is in heat.

Horny and driving me crazy!

She meows that really annoying, loud, low meow.

I think that she does it just to annoy the crap out of me!

We need to get her fixed.

I forget to call the vet-until nighttime.

Her WILD time.

8 saw her the other day and said that the white cat was trying to kill her.

He jumped on her and everything.

I didn't want to explain-so I just act surprised and said;

really?

So-I hate her now-the cat, not 8.

I really hate her.

Guess it's my own fault.

I will call the vet tomorrow.

I must-I must I must!

So-totally radomness that happens in my life everyday!
How about you?
Am I the only one who lives like this?
Please tell me I'm not.
Please!