Rant and Rave

Ok-you must excuse me! I am going to throw a collasal fit!

I have got a couple of opinions about a couple of things.

First-I tivo "ksl 5" If you are not from utah, it is local morning show. So, they have a chick on promoting her swim suit line.

Ok-they are super cute suits. They have all kinds of little tricks and secrets that other suits don't have. So-of course, I am interested. What girl would not like to have the perfect suit?

So-the models come out. I am thinking, she is a 30 somthing mom, she is not a size 3, she will have "normal" models. NO!}

Crap!

These models were all teenagers. They were all thin, and tall! (seriously, some were 5'10") So, the suits are darling on them. Well duh! Of course they are. They have yet to experience life. The worst things that they have to go through is a zit on the night before the dance. They have not had children and all the scars that come with child birth. They have never stressed out because their children were shoving small animals down the heat vent. They have never been stressed because their husband left on a 5 day fishing trip and you ate your body weight in crap while he was gone!

So-i don't think that these suits are all that and a bag of chips. If I looked like them, I would look fabulous in suit also. Come on fellow mom-you are normal, you don't look that way in swimwear, how can you expect, me, the mom with money, the mom who is your target market, to look that way in suit. Stupid stuoid chick. Now, I am not even going to go to her site, I bet she only has pics with skinny, sixteen year olds!!

Ok-next rage! So, I am a lover of purses! Really, the bigger the better! I look at peoples hair and purses. So-today I am running erands. Going to the bank, and the gas station (damn gas) and buy my husband clothes. He said that all his clothes shrunk. Really, all of them shrunk? Amazing! Anyway, I go to ross, find all the stuff for him, find me a couple of shirts and head out to the car, right on schedule! I get to the car..

Crap!

I locked the keys in my car. Damn!!!

Well, my hubby's car is in the shop, so he couldn't come and get me. My mom wouldn't answer the phone, so I called my S-i-l who just had a baby. Luckily she said yes,! Yea. SO I ran home, grabbed the extra set of keys, jumped on Bonnie's car and zoomed to my hubby's office, zoomed to ross, zoomed to arbys to get my sister dinner, zoomed up the hill to pick up the kids who were at my moms, zoom home, feed my kids nasty $5 pizza and send them to bed.

I know, you are reading this and thinking, what does this have to do purses?

Well, in the midst of all this crap happening, I lost my cell phone (in my purse) I lost the extra set of keys (in my purse) I lost the chocate kiss (in the bottom of my purse) and that was the last straw! I really thought that when i got out of the car at the store, I dropped the keys in my purse.
So-are you seeing a pattern here? My purse in darling! Every body tells me how cute it is! I really love it, but it is time to let the big purses go. I have lost way too many things to keep it. I lose everything! It is a purse like those magic hats that you can just keep pulling stuff out of.

So-I am on the hunt, for a super cute purse that is a little bit more reasonable in size.

So-for a recap-I hate skinny sixteen year old swim suit models and I am freak cause I lose things in my purse.

So glad that this day will be over soon! I should sleep really well tonight!!!